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Retired axe murderer.....other than that I'm perfect

"Describe myself....hmmm.....First of all%u2026 I'm tall...so I an reach the stuff on the top shelf....I love to make people laugh....I'm well trained....I fetch and everything....although I'm only partially house broke...I can fix anything around the house...from a clogged sink ...clogged toilet or bathtub...I can change a light bulb or fixture...install a ceiling fan...fix a broken light switch...and a sink that will not stop dripping...shampoo carpet...clean the kitchen....take out the trash....clean the garage...remodel the bedroom, den, bathroom, kitchen...build anything you want in the back yard from a deck to a hot tub...and when you want to get intimate...I can put ointment on the rash under your boob...put desitin on the rash between your legs....massage your sore joints with anti-inflammatory penetrating gel....hold your head while you throw up in the toilet...wash your face with a wet towel...give you an enema...in other words do all those things that you didn't know about when you were young....I do all this to make your heart smile"