Blonde

Blue

Sarcastic asshole

I'm Chris, a father of two beautiful kids, who are my world! I'm coming out of a 10yr marriage that just didn't work out. No regrets. It taught me a lot, I've learned, and moved on. I have a dry sense of humor and am sarcastic by nature. A sense of humor is a pretty important attribute in my book. I've got my sh*t together as far as having a house, car, and career. I'm looking for a woman who has the same or is in school to achieve it. I'm just over the bullshit, I'm looking toward the future, trying to focus on being able to sit on my ass when I'm 60! Lately I've just been working and enjoying every weekend with my kids. I miss seeing them everyday more than anything on earth. I also miss having, I don't know.....a life? I work 4p to 12a Mon-Fri and I have the kids on the weekends, don't get me wrong I prefer to be with them rather than in a bar or whatever, but everybody needs "me" time too. It's kind of hard to get out and meet someone, so I'm giving this a shot. It's still kind of weird if you ask me. Anyways, if there's anything else you want to know hit me up!