Blonde

Blue

Humorous, Friendly, Hard-Working

Hello, all you lovely ladies out there! My name is Christopher, and I%u2019ve decided to take the next step in my life and begin searching for the Girl of My Dreams. I want to start a serious relationship that will eventually lead to marriage. I%u2019ve kept myself %u201Cpure%u201D all of these years for one special woman. I%u2019m NOT a player, cheater, liar, or chauvinist. I%u2019m a ONE-WOMAN MAN, and I still practice chivalry. I have a sense of humor similar to Jim Carrey, so, you%u2019ll never get bored with me. Oh, another thing, even though I currently live in Boise, Idaho, I am originally from New Jersey. I want to live a storybook marriage with my dream girl, doing romantic things like kissing in public, learning ballroom dancing and the tango, and going for a ride in a horse-drawn carriage on Valentine%u2019s Day. I want to be that type of boyfriend that you describe to your friends as "just amazing...you have to see him to believe him". I%u2019m not really the party-type, and I don%u2019t use profanity. -------- (1) You MUST be a VIRGIN. (2) You MUST BE SINGLE. (3) You MUST be UNIQUE in some way. (4) You MUST be a NATURAL BLONDE. (5) You MUST like the color PINK and like KITTENS. (6) You MUST be INTELLIGENT and EDUCATED. (7) You MUST enjoy being SEXUAL. If you would enjoy things like candle-lit bubble baths, skinny-dipping, and kissing in the rain, then you are THE GIRL FOR ME. (8) You LIKE the FOLLOWING THINGS: lingerie, bikinis, high heels, sometimes wearing your hair in pig tails, and silk sheets. (9) You MUST be open to EVENTUALLY RELOCATING. I%u2019m going to be moving back to my home state of New Jersey towards the end of the summer, so, you must be OK with eventually relocating there. (10) You MUST have a SENSE OF HUMOR and a GREAT PERSONALITY. (11) You MUST NOT HAVE KIDS. (12) You MUST NOT WANT KIDS. (13) You MUST NOT be a SMOKER, DRUG USER, or HEAVY DRINKER. (14) You MUST like some type of SPORT. Or, at least, don%u2019t mind if I like them.