Black

Hazel

I'm not ugly, and can make you laugh...or offend you horribly because you hate to laugh

I'm different than anyone else you'll ever know in this life. I'm a whole dick, but there's rarely any malace behind it. Never towards the ones held dear. No matter how funny or harsh it sounds. The key lies in the root of the word. It's all in good fun. I often say I'm an ass hole, I'm just different from any of the ass holes you've ever met...or will ever meet. I hold doors, pull out chairs, and genuinely try. Chilvary isn't dead. It just has cancer, and there's a cure for that sh*t. That said I have a truckers mouth, and I don't get offended. That leads to me saying absolutely anything you never meant to laugh at... I don't know what kind of girl I'm looking for. That's why I just want to find some friends down here for now. Cupid's like a hillbilly dear hunter. You never know when that fat old diaper wearing farry is gonna shoot ya, but you can guarantee that it will hurt. That and it'll probably happen in the dead of night, maybe with a bright ass light to illuminate the situation. At least when he spot lights you there's a chance you'll not catch a hot one to the groin.