Gray

Brown

reliable, humorous

OK, I'm over the initial shock of turning 60. But as the man said, "If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself." I might not have played football. I would have fought the urge to ride motorcycles; better yet, ride foolishly and fall off morotcycles. I think it is true that too much booze kills brain cells. I may be suffering from Irish Alzheimers; I forget everything but the grudge. I'm a long transplanted Yankee who has never been married; mainly because I never met a compatible female who could remember to put the seat up. Children and small animals are drawn to me. Though not religious, I do follow the Golden Rule. One former girlfriend once called me the laziest man she ever met, while another said I was the most gentle. I can fix things and lift heavystuff. I'm hoping to meet an attractive, unencumbered girl who shares some of my interests. I think a girl with a great sense of humor is very sexy.....except Roseanne. An ability to laugh at herself is imperative. It would be nice if she enjoyed tennis, tandem cooking, trival pursuit and scrabble. I would love to have a girlfriend who would also be my workout partner. Ideally, she would have no kids, dead parents and great legs.

Your ideal partner and the qualities you are looking for:-
An attractive, non smoking, unencumbered female who shares some of my interests and who is also seeking a warm, monogomous relationship. My interests include tennis, cooking, trivia and board games, movies and good wine.