Black

Blue

Funny, outgoing

Disclaimer, This profile comes with a money back guarantee. If you are not completely satisfied within thirty days of reading this, you can return back to mediocre guys free of charge! I am six one on paper, but six ten when you tickle me. When you meet me you will think I am a rockstar who lost his guatar. I dance like I invented it. I always find a needle in a haystack. I don't pay attention to fashion, because it is always a step behind. You are not going to believe it but I party like its nineteen ninety nine. I am Americas next top model on the inside. My strengths outweigh my weaknesses. Moms love me and children want to be me. I know the exact location of everything in the grocery store. I always pick the fullest and symetric Christmas trees So if you think you can handle me you must select one from each tea or coffee sunbathing in the sun or swimming sweet or salty bars or clubs text or phone movies or music red or white wine money or adventure Or lets talk about you! This is why you are cool You are happy, compassionate, and kind. You cant help being curious and original. You are open to the world, extremely bright, funny, well read, and joy swims in the air around you. You cant help that either. My ideal relationship which I see in my future, we wake up and our lips are touching before our eyes even open. Then later we are walking along the east coast, waves splash against the black rocks. I will know you are right for me. We will crack each other up every day, and settle into each others arms every night. Do you know why? If you think this profile is random, you have judged a book by its cover